Sunday, February 3, 2008
,2:02 PM
My father was climbing the ladder, helping my mum put up the curtains again.He ask me mum, " Is the window locked anot? Or eles later i lean then i fly out how? "And my mum replied, " Then i clap hands luh. "My father : (Tries to bluff my mum) " Woah, there's a beehive in here. "My mother : " Mai gong jiao wei. "Haha, i keep laughing at my father. I think it's very funny.Oh, i went to Bugis street after school on Thursday to buy my shimmery pumps!We went and walked around and around looking for the stairs to the second floor.Found it and went up.Stared at the pumps and was deciding whether to buy it or not again.Flipped the coin and it says no.But i couldn't resist it so i bought it :P I'm loving it.And i found this on joke diary. Totally laughed my ass off luh.Linda Burnett, 23, was visiting her in laws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car.He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange.He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.Haha! If i'm the woman, i'll see if my hands have blood before assuming luh.That's like freaking funny :P